Burn it down

[heavensqueen]

This post is inconvinient in all time zones... if you belong to the Cult of Nice!


Writing Post: http://yuletide-coal.dreamwidth.org/1652.html

Default Deadline is on December 13, Gifts are due on December 20

Comments

Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

http://fandom-stocking.dreamwidth.org/533156.html

And yet she still hasn't finished her Yuletide letter.

Points to anyone who leaves a placeholder "I owe you a fic" comment.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks, coalie. I need to remember to submit my stocking sign-up tonight.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh for fuck's sake.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

My sock may be treating her with this.

just saying.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really tempted to leave that exact placeholder comment but anon.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

sa

anon because I don't have a dw. I could make a sock too.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

sock up, bb.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't someone on _coal have her for yuletide?

I seem to remember someone saying that they were getting exactly 1000 words about never hearing back or something and if it ended in the middle of a sentence, fuck it.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

My dentist has her.


I will do what needs to be done.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Shh, don't comment here while the Morbanes are about. We wouldn't want her going out to pinches and getting more fic she'll never comment on because she's been ~trolled.

So: ha ha, funny joke, coalie! I'm sure your dentist doesn't actually have her. But if they did, and didn't do anything obvious like ending the fic in the middle of a sentence, they would surely get away with it! Ha.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Perhaps she could use a Yuletide letter in her stocking? Fully re-usable for next year?

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

We have a winner!

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Serious question, how do you fill stockings?

You just.... comment on their post?

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

That's it.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Sweet, thank you!!!

BRB commenting on her fandom stocking with every fucking placeholder letter she has ever posted.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think I'd be anywhere near as annoyed with her if she didn't sign up for EVERY SINGLE DAMN EXCHANGE she was eligible for. It's one thing to be a serial placeholder leaver/non-commenter for Yuletide, it's another to be present all throughout the year pretty much everywhere doing the same thing.

Will the coalie who is on her flist please ask her wtf is up.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

I'mso glad that she's into het; our paths have not and will not ever cross.

RIP the nervs and sanity of those who have to deal with this jerkhole.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Somebody should leave her links to all the gift fics she's never commented on.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, somebody please do this. It would be glorious.

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking! -- RECEIPTS

[(Anonymous)]

Just in case the mod deletes it, here it is for all my bitches.

"Hi I really like your ideas, so I made you some things.

http://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/10022.html
https://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/9932.html
https://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/9656.html
http://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/9468.html
https://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/9026.html
https://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/8934.html
http://into-the-angst.livejournal.com/8337.html

I'm sure you'll understand I am working on them.

These are placeholders. Your stocking will be filled!

I promise it will be coming soon!"

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking! -- RECEIPTS

[(Anonymous)]

I can't decide whether this is wonderful or far too cruel.

If there are coalies around who are her friends, maybe warn her...

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone have a sock that could write her a fic based on her Yuletide letter?

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

What yuletide letter?

The one that says [Placeholder!Coming soon]?

Re: Look who left a fandom stocking!

[(Anonymous)]

As tempting as it is to troll her, she's probably not even going to check the comments.