Oh man. Just imagine a The Wire letter that attempted to list out all of the black characters in this way.
"If you could just avoid any of the drug dealer, or students, I don't find them interesting. If you're writing about the cops, I'm not a fan of Bunk, Kima, Carver, Lester, Bunny, or Daniels. If you're writing politics, skip Clay Davis, Odell Watkins, and Nerese Campbell. Also no Bubbles or Omar, please, because who likes those guys? You know what, might as well skip Cutty, too..."
Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter
"If you could just avoid any of the drug dealer, or students, I don't find them interesting. If you're writing about the cops, I'm not a fan of Bunk, Kima, Carver, Lester, Bunny, or Daniels. If you're writing politics, skip Clay Davis, Odell Watkins, and Nerese Campbell. Also no Bubbles or Omar, please, because who likes those guys? You know what, might as well skip Cutty, too..."