Shh, don't comment here while the Morbanes are about. We wouldn't want her going out to pinches and getting more fic she'll never comment on because she's been ~trolled.

So: ha ha, funny joke, coalie! I'm sure your dentist doesn't actually have her. But if they did, and didn't do anything obvious like ending the fic in the middle of a sentence, they would surely get away with it! Ha.