Coalies, I haven't seen this brought up yet, but...someone wrote AlexSeanchai's terrible Greek Mythology with agender Athena combined with a coffeeshop AU prompt, and it is gloriously, bizarrely weird. I might just be being thick tonight, but I can't tell if it's serious.
All the arachnids in the shop decided they'd tempted fate long enough and left while Athena was giving a back loom weaving demonstration.
Athena had been wanting to say it for some time. "I'm not a dude or a girl. I've recently come out to my family as agender."
Olive-Green-Sweats-and-Black-Dykes-To-Watch-Out-For-T-Shirt (though Ogsabdtwofts was going to be awkward as proto-names went) ran around the curve of the hill. Ogsabdtwofts stopped on the trail. Ogsabdtwofts was holding a bow with a very wicked looking arrow what-you-call-it cocked on the string.
"Uh, hi," said Ngalyod, and made a little bit of a leap, but hopefully not an offensive one. "Down with the kyriarchy."
"The antithesis of sweet could describe any number of my siblings," said Athena. Xie wanted to put on xiers armor, but xie was already wearing it. It was always there, implied by the layers of clothes and the long skirt that brushed the floor.
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All the arachnids in the shop decided they'd tempted fate long enough and left while Athena was giving a back loom weaving demonstration.
Athena had been wanting to say it for some time. "I'm not a dude or a girl. I've recently come out to my family as agender."
Olive-Green-Sweats-and-Black-Dykes-To-Watch-Out-For-T-Shirt (though Ogsabdtwofts was going to be awkward as proto-names went) ran around the curve of the hill. Ogsabdtwofts stopped on the trail. Ogsabdtwofts was holding a bow with a very wicked looking arrow what-you-call-it cocked on the string.
"Uh, hi," said Ngalyod, and made a little bit of a leap, but hopefully not an offensive one. "Down with the kyriarchy."
"The antithesis of sweet could describe any number of my siblings," said Athena. Xie wanted to put on xiers armor, but xie was already wearing it. It was always there, implied by the layers of clothes and the long skirt that brushed the floor.