Drunkenly breaks something and cuts his hands so he needs someone around to help him with tings. He falls as was suggested above. He drunkenly tries to get something from a high shelf (books or some heavy items) and either falls when climbing to get it or pulls heavy things down on top of him resulting in injury (and maybe being trapped until B arrives in rescue). Trips and hits his head. Takes a tumble from a first story window that he fell alseep in during a drinking session. Drunkenly gets angry at a maid and tries to show her how to clean properly which leads to injury ( trying to climb to dust something, mopping himself into a corner and slipping on wet floor). Tries to cook something and burns himself.