Gimmie the author. I usually get treats so even with that going down I should have something good to read, and I wouldn’t wank publically so the wank wouldn’t come from me. If they made a write up about how much they hated writing for me, I would bite my tongue and keep hope that next year any lingering wank attached to me would wear off because I didn’t retaliate.

A bad recip like that could really tarnish your rep. That, on top of the hours I would have wasted trying to make the fucker happy, would make me endlessly bitter until the sun exploded. Besides, the mods on their side could result in me getting banmed and fuck if I am doing a NYR after all that.