A needs to blend into the crowd and sits down next to B, but, umm, B was saving that seat actually and A is now sitting on B's jacket which was draped over the seat in accordance with the international rules of Seat Claiming. How fuckin rude to ignore an international rule, honestly. Snippy jacket retrieval ensues where B is all "DO YOU MIND?" and A is like "HEY, SHHH! LOOK, CAN YOU JUST BE CHILL FOR A SECOND?" and B takes theatrical offence at being shushed, all "IDK CAN YOU STOP MAKING ASS IMPRINTS IN MY VINTAGE VELVET PEACOAT FOR A L I F E T I M E?" and A is just "WELL, IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE ASS, SO..." etc
A is injured in the course of criminal activities and is limping to safety, B is walking home in the opposite direction, they cannot avoid each other and they've already made eye contact. B sees A limping and 100% does NOT want to get involved, no thank you, no way, and A 100% does not want to explain how these injuires happened to some nosy rando, also y'know A is injured and not feeling at the top of their bullshitting game right now. They awkwardly shuffle past each other making incredibly strained small talk "EVENING! OUT FOR A STROLL, MATE???" "NICE NIGHT FOR IT!! A HA HA HA!" and it happens again 2 days later under different circumstances, where maybe A catches B in an embarrassing position and A returns the favour, so to speak, by not acknowledging it.
A doesn't want any witnesses hanging around the scene of their upcoming crime and tries to intimidate B away from the area, A plays the situation completely wrong AND B BURSTS INTO TEARS AND ITS ONE HUGE "HOLY SHIT I HATE MYSELF" MOMENT FOR BOTH OF THEM
A is being chased by a pack of rabid wolves, why not, A gets cornered and valiantly tries to kick them all to death, because A isn't going through goddamn wolf rabies treatment again, fuck no, that was the fuckin worst, AND THEN B'S CAR COMES AROUND THE CORNER AT HIGH SPEEDS AND FLATTENS ALL OF THE WOLVES INTO MEAT PASTE! AND A IS BLINKING IN THE WOLF MIST LIKE "OMG" AND B IS SCREECHING TO A STOP LIKE "OMG" AND A IS ASSESSING THE SITUATION LIKE "YESSSSSSS!! NOT TODAY, RABIES! NOT TODAY!" AND B IS LEANING OUT THE CAR WINDOW LIKE "OH NO!! DID I HIT YOUR DOG???" AND A IS LIKE "...YES. YES YOU DID. AND I DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION."
A and B in an elevator. SOMEONE FARTS, BOTH DENY IT
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A needs to blend into the crowd and sits down next to B, but, umm, B was saving that seat actually and A is now sitting on B's jacket which was draped over the seat in accordance with the international rules of Seat Claiming. How fuckin rude to ignore an international rule, honestly. Snippy jacket retrieval ensues where B is all "DO YOU MIND?" and A is like "HEY, SHHH! LOOK, CAN YOU JUST BE CHILL FOR A SECOND?" and B takes theatrical offence at being shushed, all "IDK CAN YOU STOP MAKING ASS IMPRINTS IN MY VINTAGE VELVET PEACOAT FOR A L I F E T I M E?" and A is just "WELL, IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE ASS, SO..." etc
A is injured in the course of criminal activities and is limping to safety, B is walking home in the opposite direction, they cannot avoid each other and they've already made eye contact. B sees A limping and 100% does NOT want to get involved, no thank you, no way, and A 100% does not want to explain how these injuires happened to some nosy rando, also y'know A is injured and not feeling at the top of their bullshitting game right now. They awkwardly shuffle past each other making incredibly strained small talk "EVENING! OUT FOR A STROLL, MATE???" "NICE NIGHT FOR IT!! A HA HA HA!" and it happens again 2 days later under different circumstances, where maybe A catches B in an embarrassing position and A returns the favour, so to speak, by not acknowledging it.
A doesn't want any witnesses hanging around the scene of their upcoming crime and tries to intimidate B away from the area, A plays the situation completely wrong AND B BURSTS INTO TEARS AND ITS ONE HUGE "HOLY SHIT I HATE MYSELF" MOMENT FOR BOTH OF THEM
A is being chased by a pack of rabid wolves, why not, A gets cornered and valiantly tries to kick them all to death, because A isn't going through goddamn wolf rabies treatment again, fuck no, that was the fuckin worst, AND THEN B'S CAR COMES AROUND THE CORNER AT HIGH SPEEDS AND FLATTENS ALL OF THE WOLVES INTO MEAT PASTE! AND A IS BLINKING IN THE WOLF MIST LIKE "OMG" AND B IS SCREECHING TO A STOP LIKE "OMG" AND A IS ASSESSING THE SITUATION LIKE "YESSSSSSS!! NOT TODAY, RABIES! NOT TODAY!" AND B IS LEANING OUT THE CAR WINDOW LIKE "OH NO!! DID I HIT YOUR DOG???" AND A IS LIKE "...YES. YES YOU DID. AND I DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION."
A and B in an elevator. SOMEONE FARTS, BOTH DENY IT