The Dirty Energy Source

[heavensqueen]

Do you want to make a spreadsheet about spreadsheets?
Do you still need to figure out what two other fandoms you should request beside the only one you really want fic for?
Or are you trolling ALL the letter posts for placeholders, just so you can write those people some nice, dry coal?

We want to know all about it.

Comments

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Hi Yuletide Author and potential treaters!

Thanks for writing for me. First off, I've got a couple general likes and dislikes:

Likes: Slash, smut, longfic (generally I prefer over 5k, I'm a fast reader and don't want to be done too quickly), plotty fic, crossovers, well-written fic, a/b/o.

Dislikes: Ok I know this might seem weird but I'd rather you not include female characters in my fic. I also don't generally like shorter fic or fic where the characters are OOC, and find genfic boring. Also, ok, sorry to say this: but if you are very inexperienced or obviously ESL, please default and don't write a fic for me unless you want to treat me. Yuletide is really the only nice thing that happens to me on Christmas so I don't want to be disappointed ):

Onto my fandoms!

Orange is the New Black - Larry Bloom, George Mendez
For some reason I wasn't allowed to pick these two to request so I have to do it here. I'd really love slash between these two, with Larry getting over Piper. Maybe an AU where they were both in a men's prison together?

Carmilla (Web Series) - None
I'd love an AU with the Teen Wolf characters doing something like this, with twitter accounts and everything! I think it'd be so funny. I ship Sterek.

Elementary - Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson
Would LOVE a genderswap AU for Joan, where she's male and in love with Sherlock. If you want an idea of the type of dynamic I'd like, maybe look at BBC's Sherlock series?

Yuletide (Anthropomorfic) - Any
I was told to put in a five minute fandom. Please try my other prompts first but if you can't write them, this would be funny!

Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) - Any

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Orange is the New Black - Larry Bloom, George Mendez
For some reason I wasn't allowed to pick these two to request so I have to do it here. I'd really love slash between these two

JESUS CHRIST

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

The best part is I now sort of ship it? I can't think of two people who deserve each other more.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

i am actually crying with laughter.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

You are a genius, coalie. I recoiled in horror.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Glorious. I wouldn't even have thought of the "please default" thing.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

lol. You win.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Orange is the New Black - Larry Bloom, George Mendez
For some reason I wasn't allowed to pick these two to request so I have to do it here. I'd really love slash between these two, with Larry getting over Piper. Maybe an AU where they were both in a men's prison together?

ahahahahaha hahaha ha WINNING.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

This whole thing is gold, but that bonus "Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) - Any" with no details added is the perfect last touch of terrible.

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Nightmare fuel

Re: Challenge: Wankiest Letter

[(Anonymous)]

Amazing, coalie!