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Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

Are those the pumpkins that I think are made out of glue, plastic, and sawdust?

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to go with orange candle wax that has been melted down and consolidated into globular shapes. The ultimate Halloween trap.

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

i feel like circus peanuts are the candy jack skellington would give out during christmas. he saw candy and was like OH WE CAN DO THIS and it just came out 180° wrong

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

Are circus peanuts different from regular peanuts?

/confused by this whole discussion

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

circus peanuts are little lumps of corn syrup and styrofoam shaped like cartoon peanuts. they are not peanut flavored.

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

I've been to the circus before and never, ever seen these monstrosities.

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

they're a dime store candy thing. probably named after circuses to make kids with no taste want to eat them

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

Behold: the most disgusting thing to ever happen

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/blaircandy/circus-peanuts-marshmallow-candy-12oz-bag-20.jpg

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT????????? I've never seen these before.

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

Until this day you led a truly blessed life

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

I like how the bag's main selling point is "Free of Major Allergens!" Talk about damning with faint praise!

Re: WORST candy wank

[(Anonymous)]

Circus peanuts are bright orange and allegedly made from some form of marshmallow. IDK if they actually have any connection to circuses, but they are shaped like peanuts and taste like sawdust and death.