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Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Field hockey? Lacrosse? American football? Soccer?

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Djokovic will never be as well-loved as Federer and Nadal

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I'm mad about this because I'm not a fan of Fed or Rafa.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I hate Federer and dislike Rafa and Nole. Actually I just don't care about Tennis, but live in a country where they will show all the games all the time on free tv, so dislike is slowly turning into hate.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

GOOD

I can't stand him. Has there ever been anyone more fake/always working the PR angle in the history of the sport? This coalie says no.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Oh, I'm not judging on personalities. I'm just thinking of playing styles.

Fed just makes everything look too easy, too snappy, while Nadal (or at least the one of old) was just so forward, not crafty. I like Novak's mix of craftiness and stubborn working of the point.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

What has he done? /rubbernecking passerby coalie who knows nothing about tennis

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

He won't be and I wish he wasn't so goddamn desperate to be. It's not a good look on him.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I want Chelsea to crash and burn.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

They kind of are already doing just that.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I'm greedy and I want more. So much more.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

God, yes, please. Their current run of form gives me so much joy.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Is it awful that as part of the crashing and burning I want someone to sort-of-seriously injure Costa? Like, if he's going to goad you into a red card, might as well make it worth your while.

(I'm a horrible person)

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Come on, at least that ice hockey thing tangentially came from a thread that related to yuletide. Go to FFA.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

My yuletide-related sports rpf is more interesting than yours.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I thought all the sports talk was boring and stayed out of it. More of it just makes my sports-hate boner worse.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Tennis RPF is in YT!

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

We're researching the wankiest sports rpf fandom for next yuletide.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

The rugby world cup final is on this weekend, and the two best teams are contesting it. Australia and New Zealand. England didn't even make it out pool play. The rest of the Northern Hemisphere sucked too. Victory for the Southern Hemisphere. Huzzah.

To make it vaguely on topic though, I'm actually vaguely peeved that GMT afternoon makes it so that we'll all be zombies after staying up all night watching and take one look at our Yuletide notifications and collapse. They should have scheduled the game in the evening so we could watch it in the morning, instead of the afternoon so we have to pull all nighters.

There you go! Sports wank and timezone wank in one!

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

GO ALL BLACKS

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this rugby final has been going on for AGES. Were there playoffs leading up to it and that's what I'm thinking of?

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

When will Sebastian Vettel rise from the ashes and stop hurting me?

Also I really don't want anyone to knock Senna off any records lists. Racers, stop.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

When will Sebastian Vettel rise from the ashes and stop hurting me?

My brain autocompleted that name to "Sebastian Vael" and thought we were suddenly talking about Dragon Age.

Except I don't want DA2 Sebastian to rise from the ashes. He filled the role of "most annoying companion I almost never bother having in the party" for that game. Vettel would probably have been a better addition to the game. :-P

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

Dude is working miracles in that Ferrari. There are limits to anyone's powers.

Re: Let's wank about something aside from ice hockey

[(Anonymous)]

They don't get played in Asia either. The entire continent is a sports-free zone. Didn't you know that, coalie?